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If you are reading this no doubt you are very confused. Let me start by introducing myself, I am Valeria von Doom and we share more than our first name. In fact, I was you or you would have become me. I'll explain more in a bit but first let me explain where you find yourself.

First thing's first, look back where you came to this place and see if you can see a door. If you can good, that means you are not trapped here. This place is called Milliways and it is a nexus of multiple realities. You should be safe enough if you stay within the main bar area. Do not go outside or up stairs unless you are with someone you trust.

Let me say that again, DO NOT go outside, up stairs or anywhere that is not the main bar area unless you are with someone you trust.

The main bar area is safe enough but I know of at least one little girl who was taken out of her against her will. If anyone tries this with you yell for Security and someone should be there to help you.

As I said, this place is its own reality but it is also a nexus of many realities. I have come across many in the months I have been here and some of them are quite amazing.

Now back to myself. I am from a timeline that was erased before you were born. My time and universe are no more but I am our mother's daughter. My father was Victor von Doom. Please believe me when I tell you the Victor von Doom I knew is not the same man you know or have heard about.

I am sure you are doubting my words so as proof let me say this, Franklin has a teddy bear he calls Mr. Torch. Mr. Torch's real name however is Benny. When Franklin got him he was having nightmares and was scared of monsters. He named the teddy Benny because uncle Ben would scare away any monsters that came. Franklin didn't want to hurt uncle Johnny's feelings nor uncle Ben's for him thinking of uncle Ben as a monster, so he tells everyone the teddy's name is Mr. Torch.

So again, stay in the main bar area. Order anything you want to eat from the Bar (who is sentient and magical) or the wait-rats and they will put it on my tab.

And keep your eye out for uncle Ben. Which reminds me, don't get mad at him for not telling you about this place if you see him. I asked him to not tell anyone about it or me.

I hope you get this someday and I hope we get a chance to talk as well.

Love,
Val von Doom
P.S. If you would like see the best example of Macro Entropy Mechanics, spend some time at the big window.
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